I just unpacked the final moving box and placed all the empty boxes, neatly broken down and stacked, in the garage* on a pallet my landlord kindly provided for that purpose.**
Holy crap. I have moved to Storm Lake, Iowa.
*I have a garage! I feel so grown-up.
**In case of flooding. I don’t know what the hell the weather is like in Storm Lake.***
***Except right now, of course. The weather right now is like a sauna with sunshine and mosquitos.