My ass is worth how much?

You may remember that in early November, I applied my ass to a glass-topped library table and broke it into 5 pieces.  I just found out that the replacement cost of the special, non-glare sheet of glass was $335. I can’t decide if the amount should be interpreted as an affirmation of my personhood, as a comment on the size of my post-grad school ass, or merely as an amount I’m happy I don’t have to pay.

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